MUA for Hire: Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian was on South Beach for the Memorial Day Weekend and ran into a random woman who I'm assuming is an ass-piring makeup artist. The woman, pictured above, approached the reality star with the most ridiculous request:

"I was driving around Miami Beach and wanted to give u guys a sneak peak of what Miami Beach looks like on Memorial Day weekend! This woman stopped us and asked if she could do my make up! I took a pic of her to see if Mario can learn any tips! LOL " (from Kim's Blog)

I could understand asking for an autograph or photo together, but doing Kim's makeup... has this woman lost her mind - the nerve of some people! She probably had one too many Martini which would explain the Tucan Sam expired eyes.

Would you let this woman do your makeup?

"Fashion Is Foremost Inspiration"

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When Bad Fashion Happens to Good People

Offender: Mario

This week we have our first male offender: Grammy nominated actor/ singer Mario Barrett. He performed at NYC’s B.B. Kings wearing nothing on his head. Yes ladies, he’s completely bald. As if his wide nostrils weren’t killing me already, he decides to expose his extraterrestrial-sized head.

I’m wondering why he would decide to go through with it when we all know that this isn’t his most flattering look. Doesn’t he look like a complete fool? I would suggest that Mario get a metal cap to go over his bullet head while he controls magnets like Magneto, because that’s the only way he’ll get platinum with this getup. Is this his way of taking Chris Brown’s spot? What’s up with celebrities and bad hair experiments nowadays?

Another celebrity do-do. SMH. I Just Can’t………………………