Saturday, April 11, 2009

When Bad Fashion Happens to Good People

Offender: Cassie

Bad girl Cassie has pulled the major no-no. Baby girl, as Diddy puts it, has decided to shave off the right side of her head (while the opposite side remains long) and release pictures of her new do-do (because she looks like a complete fool) via twitter. Somebody should’ve told this girl something. I want to know what was Diddy’s reaction to all of this?!?! Oh, I get it; I know what she was trying to do - She was going for the rocker look but just isn’t rocking it well.

Note to Cassie: It looks better on people with shorter hair baby girl!

I’m sure she had good intentions, but let’s be serious: the road to hell is paved with good intentions. Just because you mean well it doesn’t mean that, that’s what’s going to happen. This is a perfect example of when haircuts go wrong. Better yet, another publicity stunt gone wrong. I swear some people just want attention – they give you things to talk about nowadays. These no-longer-be’s R & B chicks are utterly ridiculous, going out of their way to compete for attention and record sales. If you ask me, Cassie needs a FDO (Fashion Do-Over). She could do one of two things to correct this fashion-faux pas:

1. Pull a Britney Spears and shave the whole damn thing off
2. Rock Bananas on her head like Bret Michaels until the other half grows back then try again.

Seriously, is this a stint for a show on MTV called Making the Hair Do? What’s next Cassie; a No-Hawk? Cassie needs to check out the latest wig at sally's Beauty Supply and cover that mess up.$5 off $25 or more at Use code 555202, exp - 4.30.09

On a lighter note those aviator glasses and that neon pink nail polish is Ba......NaNaS!!!!! I gotta find that lacquer.

Rating: On a scale from 1 – 5, I’d give Cassie’s Hair a 0 for this BITCHASSNESS Hair Do! Try again. There’s too Much Drama at Bad Boy for me to handle.

1 comment:

  1. 1 of 2, or just 2 things:

    1. Amber Rose, though she is only Kanye's GYRL Du Jour, has all these veteran sirens in the Industry shook - even though she is just recycling the Great Grace (Jones that is), she did it first.

    2. It's some kinda initiation/ritual. She's flashing the Diablo (google it) and wearing a sweatshirt w/ Skull graphic. Not to get all spooky on ya, just gotta drop the knowledge when I can Ladyluvs. Basically, our commercial music industry is one big secret society, and she is dating one the Big Don's (you saw how quickly Rhianna's star rose? I mean B. was grindin' for years by comparison, and then it was REALLY on when she linked w/ J. (another Power Player) so, Cassie eh, go figure. She's probably gonna really blow up by this or next summer. Here are some good youtube links:

    Also, on my blog I have a good interview by Afrika Bambaataa:

    Just Some Ideas.

    Peace and Blessings,


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