Saturday, April 11, 2009

When Bad Fashion Happens to Good People

Offender: Cassie



Bad girl Cassie has pulled the major no-no. Baby girl, as Diddy puts it, has decided to shave off the right side of her head (while the opposite side remains long) and release pictures of her new do-do (because she looks like a complete fool) via twitter. Somebody should’ve told this girl something. I want to know what was Diddy’s reaction to all of this?!?! Oh, I get it; I know what she was trying to do - She was going for the rocker look but just isn’t rocking it well.


Note to Cassie: It looks better on people with shorter hair baby girl!


I’m sure she had good intentions, but let’s be serious: the road to hell is paved with good intentions. Just because you mean well it doesn’t mean that, that’s what’s going to happen. This is a perfect example of when haircuts go wrong. Better yet, another publicity stunt gone wrong. I swear some people just want attention – they give you things to talk about nowadays. These no-longer-be’s R & B chicks are utterly ridiculous, going out of their way to compete for attention and record sales. If you ask me, Cassie needs a FDO (Fashion Do-Over). She could do one of two things to correct this fashion-faux pas:

1. Pull a Britney Spears and shave the whole damn thing off
OR
2. Rock Bananas on her head like Bret Michaels until the other half grows back then try again.



Seriously, is this a stint for a show on MTV called Making the Hair Do? What’s next Cassie; a No-Hawk? Cassie needs to check out the latest wig at sally's Beauty Supply and cover that mess up.$5 off $25 or more at SallyBeauty.com. Use code 555202, exp - 4.30.09

On a lighter note those aviator glasses and that neon pink nail polish is Ba......NaNaS!!!!! I gotta find that lacquer.

Rating: On a scale from 1 – 5, I’d give Cassie’s Hair a 0 for this BITCHASSNESS Hair Do! Try again. There’s too Much Drama at Bad Boy for me to handle.

1 comment:

  1. 1 of 2, or just 2 things:

    1. Amber Rose, though she is only Kanye's GYRL Du Jour, has all these veteran sirens in the Industry shook - even though she is just recycling the Great Grace (Jones that is), she did it first.

    2. It's some kinda initiation/ritual. She's flashing the Diablo (google it) and wearing a sweatshirt w/ Skull graphic. Not to get all spooky on ya, just gotta drop the knowledge when I can Ladyluvs. Basically, our commercial music industry is one big secret society, and she is dating one the Big Don's (you saw how quickly Rhianna's star rose? I mean B. was grindin' for years by comparison, and then it was REALLY on when she linked w/ J. (another Power Player) so, Cassie eh, go figure. She's probably gonna really blow up by this or next summer. Here are some good youtube links:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVXeZUBaPjY

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4eEZwbt-DU

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQK_Ygl0MeE

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKWVu0BsFkE

    Also, on my blog I have a good interview by Afrika Bambaataa:

    http://www.gyrlnyourworld.blogspot.com

    Just Some Ideas.

    Peace and Blessings,
    B!

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